MILEY CYRUS CARRIES BALENCIAGA POMPON BAG
Oh, Miley. Miley, Miley, Miley. If Miley Cyrus weren’t so spectacularly rich, I’d feel bad for her. No one knows how to dress themselves as a teenager, and apparently, no amount of money can remedy that. It’s actually kind of comforting to know that cash is not a salve for teen awkwardness. Yeah Miley, I called you awkward. It’s kind of true. Sorry.
I don’t have any problem with her Balenciaga Bags or the shirt that she’s wearing, plus her extensions are looking good. The issues lie below her waist – the combination of shredded, bleached jeans and studded knee-high boots is just too much – it says “fashion victim” instead of “fashionphile,” but I doubt Miley cares. I wouldn’t, if I was her. I’d be laughing hysterically while I fanned myself with $100 bills.