BALENCIAGA HANDBAGS & PURSES

 

Oh, Miley. Miley, Miley, Miley. If Miley Cyrus weren’t so spectacularly rich, I’d feel bad for her. No one knows how to dress themselves as a teenager, and apparently, no amount of money can remedy that. It’s actually kind of comforting to know that cash is not a salve for teen awkwardness. Yeah Miley, I called you awkward. It’s kind of true. Sorry.

I don’t have any problem with her Balenciaga Bags or the shirt that she’s wearing, plus her extensions are looking good. The issues lie below her waist – the combination of shredded, bleached jeans and studded knee-high boots is just too much – it says “fashion victim” instead of “fashionphile,” but I doubt Miley cares. I wouldn’t, if I was her. I’d be laughing hysterically while I fanned myself with $100 bills.